scootyshabooty:

I just sit here sometimes like

wow

sexism is still a thing

the fact that sexism was ever a thing

it just

it’s beyond me

a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY

and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’

i don’t get how that happens

118,079 notes - 18 May, 2013

laughingnancy:

i dont understand how my room can be so messy even though i’m on the computer like 24/7 

33,563 notes - 18 May, 2013

nobrainslob:

grotle:

if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave an acoustic guitar out

‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*

83,293 notes - 18 May, 2013

• me everyday: I need new clothes.

3,439 notes - 17 May, 2013

how to boys

boobbryar:

foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

58,672 notes - 17 May, 2013

jesuschristvevo:

brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment

174,439 notes - 17 May, 2013